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What is wrong with my family?
6-18-2010
I was in the kitchen with my mom, and she told me that she had another birthday present for me. She pulled down her dress and bra, grabbed my head, and put it in between her boobs and made me motorboat her. She was hysterical. I almost threw up.
6-19-2010
Me: Happy Birthday! How old are you? Ancient, right?
Grandma: I’m 68. Not THAT old
Me: My tennis coach is 70 something. He has super white hair. Yours isn’t white though, consider yourself lucky.
Grandma: Well, my hair would be white if I didn’t dye it. My pubic hair is white. WHAT NOW!
What is wrong with my family?
