June 2010
4 posts
What is wrong with my family?
6-18-2010
I was in the kitchen with my mom, and she told me that she had another birthday present for me. She pulled down her dress and bra, grabbed my head, and put it in between her boobs and made me motorboat her. She was hysterical. I almost threw up.
6-19-2010
Me: Happy Birthday! How old are you? Ancient, right?
Grandma: I’m 68. Not THAT old
Me: My tennis coach is 70 something. He...
May 2010
2 posts
A whole new level of inappropriate... →
MOM: CHRIS! GROSS! Go wash your hands! They smell like little boy testicles!
CHRIS: You would know what little boy testicles smell like. Stop playing with little boys
MOM: Toss my salad, Chris. I like syrup.
I had no idea why my brother was so disgusted when my mom said that. Then I saw the video.. [click the title]
Gross